Duterte & Miriam: bakit hindi pwedeng pagsamahin

Personally, I'm for Duterte & Miriam tandem. But I guess it won't work, just because it sounds so wrong, their tandem that is...

Dumi! Dumi! Dumi! Vote Dumi!

or worse...

Du mi...

better...

Midu, but I'm not for Miriam as president, so never mind.